in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
bring money and cleavage
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
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Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
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I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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