But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
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Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
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First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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