Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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