how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
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