How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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