I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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