My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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