your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
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