Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
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I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
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Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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