it wasn't lemon gatorade
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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