singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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