She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
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Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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