THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I just had sex on a roof
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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