I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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