So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
