you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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