Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
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It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
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that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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