Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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