Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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