Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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