I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Randomize