I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
she told me i tasted like america
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Randomize
