The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
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I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
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His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
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