508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
why do cheetos always look like penises
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Randomize
