am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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