bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
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Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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