We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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