dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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