You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Randomize
