just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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