Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
