physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
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There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
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I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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