i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
areolas are like halos for boobs.
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The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
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We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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