strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
How does one acquire holy water?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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