Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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