Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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