I'm really into asian looking animals
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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