I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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