So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
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