Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
Randomize
