ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
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i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
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I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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