I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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