Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
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u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
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This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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