You work out of a Hotel?
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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