dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
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