We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
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I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
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I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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