well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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