u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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