I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
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Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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