guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
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Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
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Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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