Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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