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So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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