where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
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We can get drunk and battle coyotes
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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