do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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