My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
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At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Help. Why am I so naked?
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