small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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