Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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