So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Are my feet made of real feet?
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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